Overheard at Your Local Starbucks
Posted by Shadi Hamid
They’re sitting pretty close by, having a somewhat animated conversation. The
first person is a regular. He asks the guy sitting next to him, “should I subscribe to the Weekly Standard?” Blank Stare. “They’re not too conservative, are they?"
The conversation then turns into more
weighty matters, like Chekhov and Tolstoy. Person one, whose name is apparently
Charlie, seems to be distressed about something. “Why is it that Chekhov’s short
stories are so much better than his plays?”
The second guy responds impatiently, and I can tell his eyes are wondering: “Do you read the plays or watch them?”
This appears to be a rhetorical question (when was the last time you watched Chekhov? For the Republicans, aka people who don’t go to
Starbucks: Chekhov is/was a Russian writer of great stature).
“I read them.”
“Plays aren’t made to be read; they’re
meant to be watched.” This would seem obvious, but coming out of the mouth of
this man, already oozing gravitas because of his above-the-fray blank stares, it sounded utterly profound. I had never
actually heard someone say it; I had only thought it.
“Hmm, that may be the problem." Problem
solved.
Person two sees his opening, and moves
for the kill: “Would you want to read a TV script?” I ponder this punt for a
moment, and then think to myself “why, no!”
The conversation then turns to more
practical matters. Charlie appears to have bought a Honda Civic, but luckily
for us (and the future of the universe as we know it), a hybrid Honda Civic. He marvels that he gets “49 miles per
gallon.” Good for you, I thought. I watched his face carefully, and it occurred
to me that he looked, and sounded, slightly like Al Gore probably did when he
lost the 2000 election.
"...like Al Gore probably did when he lost the 2000 election."
Er, no. Al Gore didn't lose the 2000 election, the Supreme Court Five stopped the count.
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